Sunday, March 23, 2008

on my horoscope for this week

scary? smart? i don't know who the good-looking monster could be...

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
This is one of those rare times when your empathy could undo you unless you adhere to the following guidelines. 1. Squelch any attraction you might have to fascinating ruins, sexy decay, or appalling beauty. 2. If you have been sucked into the sphere of a good-looking monster or seductive tyrant, yank yourself free. 3. Break your gaze the instant you sense you're falling under the sway of a flaming narcissist. 4. Suppress the temptation to think this thought: "I'm bored with my hell; I want to hang out in your hell for a change."

1 comment:

la rebelde said...

that's an intense horoscope! i kinda want to see mine, but i'm afraid.